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Old 06-26-2009, 04:15 PM   #1
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Default Michael Jackson dead jokes?

They have been flying around the office today.

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Old 06-26-2009, 04:19 PM   #2
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wow, that shit is FUNNY!!!!!
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:19 PM   #3
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http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:29 PM   #4
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since Jackson was 99% plastic they should melt him down, and make lego blocks out of him so that kids can play with him for a change
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:29 PM   #5
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Old 06-26-2009, 05:49 PM   #6
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What’s the difference between MJ and a Disney Film? Disney films can still touch kids
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:43 PM   #7
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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag? Ones made of plastic and dangerous to children, you put groceries in the other.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:10 PM   #8
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We really shouldn’t joke about MJ, think of all the people he touched, especially the children.
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Old 06-26-2009, 07:37 PM   #9
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