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Old 05-17-2009, 06:37 PM   #1
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Seems someone wants me to either hide or remove the snakes while they show the appt. karen says to throw a sheet over them I say fuck them all. Nice part now is if theyre this paranoid wait till I tell em about the one that escaped

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Old 05-17-2009, 06:43 PM   #2
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you're leaving anyway. Just move the snakes to the living room and start the feeding when they come show the house. And don't forget to tell them about how one of your snakes ate a puppy.
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:43 PM   #3
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There are members of my family that won't come to my house because of my snakes. Just makes me want to by more

Do you have a skin? Take the snake out and leave the skin laying over the lip of the tank with it slightly open. That should cause a stir!
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Old 05-17-2009, 06:48 PM   #4
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There are members of my family that won't come to my house because of my snakes. Just makes me want to by more

Do you have a skin? Take the snake out and leave the skin laying over the lip of the tank with it slightly open. That should cause a stir!
My snakes and cats both do a good job of keeping annoying friends and relatives away so they all def earn their keep. my cages are occupied now but I do have 2 fish tanks I could rig up and the mex mex and the smaller carpet python just shed.

I will prolly also leave some frozen rodents behind since people love seeing mice and rats resting ontop of the frozen veggies.

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Old 05-17-2009, 06:48 PM   #5
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I had 7 of them...cage was 6x3x3 and right in front of the door...Jehova's Witnesses would steer clear of us...well, so did every other church too...lol

I say leave them be. It's your house FTM and your snakes.
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:17 PM   #6
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ya I wouldn't be able to come in either! I wish I wasn't but Im completely terrified by snakes. I have no logical reason for it and have tried everything to break my phobia but I just can't. I can't even watch them on TV with out my skin crawling. I had a buddy that had one and as much as I tried I couldn't stand being in the same room as it. Once he kept it covered and I was over there for several hours and even planned on crashing at his place since I was to drunk to drive home. At 3 AM I couldn't take it anymore and got up and walked 7 miles home (to avoid a DUI) I was sure that thing was in my bed!
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:20 PM   #7
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fine - hide the snakes... under the couch.
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Old 05-17-2009, 10:51 PM   #8
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I'd leave them out just for spite since the LL has been a real prick to you guys lately. Don't make it easier for him to find new tennants!
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Old 05-18-2009, 09:11 AM   #10
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tough call on this one. Be the better man and put a sheet over them or have a helluva lot of fun and leave them be seen. If you leave them out of course the game escalates but if you cover them you've given in to his wishes.

Ah screw it, throw one over your shoulders and walk around the house naked when they come to view the place. Ask the lady (assuming there is one) have you seen my snake?

Be prepared to spend a few weeks in a motel until your closing though. LOL
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