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Old 05-16-2009, 07:37 AM   #1
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Exclamation My 13 month old...

just walked into the living room, picked up the TV remote, pressed the power button, and hit the channel up button until she found cartoons.

At this rate, she'll be designing nuclear reactors by 5.

I'm off to stock up on vitamins and new sneakers
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Old 05-16-2009, 08:08 AM   #2
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I'm off to stock up on vitamins and new sneakers
Good plan.

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Old 05-16-2009, 08:56 AM   #3
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They amaze you with their smartness when they are little. Then they amaze you with how stupid they can be when they hit their teens Enjoy it while you can!! They grow so fast!
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:12 AM   #4
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When the cable installer was in our house, my 2 year old son walked over to the laptop, opened it up, turned it on, opened Firefox, and proceeded to navigate his way to Noggin so he could play his games.

All the while the cable guy was trying to explain things to me he couldn't take his eyes off the baby. "Is he allowed . . " "yes" "what is he . . ." "yes" "can he . . ." "yes" "is he really . . ." "yes" "just how old is he anyway?"
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:28 AM   #5
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PICTURES, or it didn't happen.....
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Old 05-16-2009, 10:43 AM   #6
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Mine is almost three, and he's damn near able to program a VCR. He turns on the DVD player and starts Thomas. Its scary.
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Old 05-16-2009, 10:51 AM   #7
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PICTURES, or it didn't happen.....
I'll put more on my facebook later.
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Old 05-16-2009, 11:36 AM   #8
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Put them HERE fuck facebook!

My niece isn't at the power button thing yet but she does know that tapes go into the vcr. Its funny.

And Diva... that is awesome funny and sadly true.
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Old 05-16-2009, 01:20 PM   #9
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Put them HERE fuck facebook!

My niece isn't at the power button thing yet but she does know that tapes go into the vcr. Its funny.

And Diva... that is awesome funny and sadly true.
I did that on CF and got effed in the A cuz I can't go back and take em down. I'll try to clear some space on photobucket later if I can.
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Old 05-16-2009, 02:05 PM   #10
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I did that on CF and got effed in the A cuz I can't go back and take em down. I'll try to clear some space on photobucket later if I can.

Then host them on photobucket and end the picture name with twf.jpeg That way if you want to remove them, all you have to do is delete them or rename name.

Pretty cool she figurd that out.

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