Maxim hops aboard the crazy train

Trip · 05-14-2009, 01:53 PM

I don't care what they say or the hype they try to spin it, that woman is a beast of a woman. No sexy time.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090514...spoliticsobama

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WASHINGTON (AFP) – For the first time the US First Lady has made Maxim magazine's annual top 100 list of "hottest women in the world," with Michelle Obama making the grade at number 93.

Billed as the "stimulus package America really needs," the British-based international magazine known for revealing pictorials of models and actresses showcases Obama in her tasteful official White House portrait.

In the rare accolade for a political spouse, the magazine notes that her husband President Barack Obama "may be dealing with two wars, an economic meltdown, and a rapidly graying dome.

"But at least our Commander in Chief gets to come home to the hottest First Lady in the history of these United States."

Obama has been hailed as a style icon by fashionistas around the world since her husband was elected president.

Maxim's self-described "eyeball-searing, fantasy-fulfilling, brain-exploding" list has Obama topping "Top Chef" host and model Padma Lakshmi (#95) and Oscar-winning "Wrestler" star Marisa Tomei (#97).

The magazine, which has a monthly US circulation of some 2.5 million and is distributed throughout the world, moved over last year's chart-topper "Transformers" star Megan Fox to give the number one spot to TV's "House" actress Olivia Wilde.

Rider · 05-14-2009, 01:55 PM

That woman's ugly.

Bassplayer · 05-14-2009, 01:55 PM

She is not hot at all, shes not hideous, but imo not attractive at all. I guess being ... oh nevermnind... not politics talk...

Corey · 05-14-2009, 02:03 PM

13 is number 1? She needs a sandwich, stat.

Trip · 05-14-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bassplayer

shes not hideous

I don't know what you are talking about, but that bitch looks like she has a scrotum.

Particle Man · 05-14-2009, 02:09 PM

hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there

Trip · 05-14-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

Particle Man · 05-14-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

Hells yeah

Corey · 05-14-2009, 02:22 PM

Their lists are crap. I looked at the 100 they have, and while there's a good selection of girls on there, they're all the way out of order. I know she used to be smokin hot, but is Jennifer Love Hewitt really hotter than 90 other girls listed? Is she really hotter than Miranda Kerr, Stacey Keibler, or Scarlett Johansson? And how the hell is Lindsay Lohan at 23? She looks like Skeletor wrapped in rice paper and shoe leather. Putting Obama on the list just adds to their completely asinine list. Give any random whore on the street some fake tits, fake lips, and bleach blonde hair and they'll probably sit comfortably at the 20 spot on their sham list.

z06boy · 05-14-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Palin is a shitload hotter than Obama. Put her in a schoolgirl outfit and give her a ruler and you are good to go.

05-14-2009, 01:55 PM	#3
Bassplayer No, I dont play drums too Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: East Bay, Cali Moto: SV 650 Posts: 608	She is not hot at all, shes not hideous, but imo not attractive at all. I guess being ... oh nevermnind... not politics talk... __________________ Just Your Neighborhood Friendly Bassplayer

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Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	13 is number 1? She needs a sandwich, stat. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis

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Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	hell at that rate they might as well have Palin on there __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	That woman's ugly.

05-14-2009, 02:22 PM	#9
Corey AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Florida Moto: Not a damn thing Posts: 2,612	Their lists are crap. I looked at the 100 they have, and while there's a good selection of girls on there, they're all the way out of order. I know she used to be smokin hot, but is Jennifer Love Hewitt really hotter than 90 other girls listed? Is she really hotter than Miranda Kerr, Stacey Keibler, or Scarlett Johansson? And how the hell is Lindsay Lohan at 23? She looks like Skeletor wrapped in rice paper and shoe leather. Putting Obama on the list just adds to their completely asinine list. Give any random whore on the street some fake tits, fake lips, and bleach blonde hair and they'll probably sit comfortably at the 20 spot on their sham list. __________________ Half man, half horse, half motorcycle. All awesome. "Your game is shit, your company is shit. Activision ruined you! Activision ruined you." - Francis