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Old 05-06-2009, 11:52 AM   #1
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Big ass lightening bolt went shooting sideways off the mountain next to me about a half hour ago. (I was standing on my front porch at the time)

Saw smoke a few minutes later, called it in to 911, and drove down to see if I could help. Ummm, no:





My neighbors shop is fubar, but nobody hurt.

Going into town to buy a lightening rod...

Hey dad, you missed me again, asshole.

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Old 05-06-2009, 11:56 AM   #2
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Holy Crap.
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:57 AM   #3
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Going into town to buy a lightening rod...


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Okay, that's not good, but I can't help but laugh when people say, "going into town."
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:57 AM   #4
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How did that happen? I thought lightning went for the tallest objects? Ive never lived in the mountains tho, is this common?
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Old 05-06-2009, 11:59 AM   #5
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Dont you have a beeper for that? Or is it some hillbilly diety way of playing tag between you and your all mighty poppa?
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:05 PM   #6
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Okay, that's not good, but I can't help but laugh when people say, "going into town."

I found it funny when I went to town to eat at a bar and grill in a town of 300 and the waitress said "oh you guys live out in the country".
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:05 PM   #7
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How did that happen? I thought lightning went for the tallest objects? Ive never lived in the mountains tho, is this common?
I'm not sure, I think it bounced off a tree or something.

I heard a big crack in the woods, and the lightening just went zooming across the valley in front of me.

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Old 05-06-2009, 12:09 PM   #8
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Hey dad, you missed me again, asshole.

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Nice....
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:17 PM   #9
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Shit, dude, what did you do to piss the old man off?
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Old 05-06-2009, 12:18 PM   #10
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Nice....
The fruity old bastard can't see for shit.

He ought to just retire. It's not like he needs the money.

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