Can anyone tell me?

CrazyKell · 02-12-2009, 11:07 AM

Why does coffee make you poop?

neebelung · 02-12-2009, 11:08 AM

I've actually wondered that, too. Other caffeine just makes ya pee, but coffee has special qualities apparently.

Trip · 02-12-2009, 11:12 AM

I have heard cause it has to do with being warm caffieine why it makes you poop instead of pee. Like old wives tale about giving warm water to babies to make them poop.

CrazyKell · 02-12-2009, 11:13 AM

I never drank coffee until this year (still only drink half hot chocolate and half coffee) so I never really got the jokes. Now I really get the jokes.

xx CURVE xx · 02-12-2009, 11:17 AM

i got a pooper stopper if ya need

Best craps EVER... a couple cups a coffee... a "spirited" tard ride... get home and VUALA!

Archren · 02-12-2009, 11:27 AM

I think it's because there's more caffeine in coffee than most sodas, and caffeine is a stimulant.

I get the urge to poop after I drink Red Bull or Sobe Adrenaline.

TommyHotWheel · 02-12-2009, 11:39 AM

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Tmall · 02-12-2009, 12:03 PM

It acts as a stimulant and makes your intestinal walls contract which sends the poop down the line before it's ready.

How do I know? I have abowel disorder and I poop about 5-6 times a day. Coffee works on me within seconds of the first drink.

AquaPython · 02-12-2009, 12:06 PM

caffein relaxes the cillia in the intestinal walls.

Curb · 02-12-2009, 12:10 PM

coffee has no effects on me...i guess i'm just broke

02-12-2009, 11:07 AM	#1
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	Can anyone tell me? Why does coffee make you poop?

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Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	I think it's because there's more caffeine in coffee than most sodas, and caffeine is a stimulant. I get the urge to poop after I drink Red Bull or Sobe Adrenaline. __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

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Curb resident gimp Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SoFla Moto: a big ole steamin pile of nothin Posts: 1,344	coffee has no effects on me...i guess i'm just broke __________________ Steve Political correctness is killing this country

02-12-2009, 11:08 AM	#2
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	I've actually wondered that, too. Other caffeine just makes ya pee, but coffee has special qualities apparently.

02-12-2009, 11:13 AM	#4
CrazyKell Vrooom Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: 06 ZX6R Posts: 4,427	I never drank coffee until this year (still only drink half hot chocolate and half coffee) so I never really got the jokes. Now I really get the jokes.

02-12-2009, 11:17 AM	#5
xx CURVE xx SMELL MY LEVER Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Moto: Tards Posts: 1,034	i got a pooper stopper if ya need Best craps EVER... a couple cups a coffee... a "spirited" tard ride... get home and VUALA!

02-12-2009, 12:03 PM	#8
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	It acts as a stimulant and makes your intestinal walls contract which sends the poop down the line before it's ready. How do I know? I have abowel disorder and I poop about 5-6 times a day. Coffee works on me within seconds of the first drink.