Health insurance...

SoFlaSV · 02-06-2009, 03:47 PM

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male
Patient was masturbating furiously.

'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
That?'

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly
Explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed
To that, but this man has a serious condition
Where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and
If he doesn't do that at least five times a day,
He'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'

'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a
Male patient laying in bed while a nurse
Performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'.

Particle Man · 02-06-2009, 03:53 PM

JARVIS518 · 02-06-2009, 04:10 PM

where can this illness and health plan?

rogue · 02-06-2009, 04:35 PM

smileyman · 02-06-2009, 05:10 PM

My plan I would have to masterbate and then sell the sperm to pay for my stay

tommymac · 02-06-2009, 05:16 PM

I wonder if I can write prescriptions for this

Tom

Curb · 02-06-2009, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tommymac

I wonder if I can write prescriptions for this

Tom

if you can, sign me up...but i want one of the neo-natal nurses to administer this...from what i hear they have the most hottest nurses

02-06-2009, 03:47 PM	#1
SoFlaSV Guinness Bitches... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Coconut Creek, Fl Moto: '00 SV650 Posts: 505	Health insurance... A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male Patient was masturbating furiously. 'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing That?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly Explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed To that, but this man has a serious condition Where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and If he doesn't do that at least five times a day, He'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.' 'Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman. As they passed by the very next room, they saw a Male patient laying in bed while a nurse Performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified? Again the doctor spoke very calmly: 'Same illness, better health plan'.

02-06-2009, 03:53 PM	#2
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

02-06-2009, 05:10 PM	#5
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	My plan I would have to masterbate and then sell the sperm to pay for my stay __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

02-06-2009, 04:10 PM	#3
JARVIS518 BOOBS!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Saratoga, NY Moto: 06 CBR 600RR Posts: 1,188	where can this illness and health plan?

02-06-2009, 05:16 PM	#6
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	I wonder if I can write prescriptions for this Tom