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Old 02-03-2009, 07:52 AM   #1
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:36 AM   #2
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Old 02-03-2009, 08:52 AM   #3
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The headbutt thing was funny. But the rest of that shows why I could never watch that sport.
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:53 PM   #4
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Fuck soccer. Football is where it's at.
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Old 02-03-2009, 02:55 PM   #5
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Fuck soccer. Football is where it's at.
depending on where you live, "football" IS soccer
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:04 PM   #6
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I adore soccer (football). If you want to talk homo....talk American Football.
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Old 02-03-2009, 03:09 PM   #7
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Fuck soccer. Football is where it's at.
fuck yo foooosssball... MotoGP/SBK is where its at.... balls are for pussies
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:45 PM   #8
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The headbutt thing was funny. But the rest of that shows why I could never watch that sport.
I started playing in third grade. When I was younger, we made fun of anyone who tried to act to get the foul called. But the acting seemed to get more and more prevalent as we got older. By the time I was playing in high school, some of the guys considered it part of the game. Still, it was mostly a problem with the strikers (offense). Once I was out of high school and playing some rec leagues, it seemed like anyone who wasn't a first or second year player was a fucking prima donna bucking for an Oscar.

I was 13 when I watched the World Cup for the first time, and holy shit that was an eye opener. And now it seems like whenever I'm watching a pro game, anybody who hits the ground is clutching their leg and rocking. I'm waiting for the keepers to start that shit whenever they dive for a save.

Maybe it's just me, but I prefer to outplay the opposing team to win at a competitive sport, not con the refs into winning it for me.
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Old 02-03-2009, 04:48 PM   #9
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If you click next, the Bert and Ernie vid completely makes up for it.
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