Hey...smell my finger.

pauldun170 · 01-30-2009, 09:50 AM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...92mccarl1.html

Hondahugger · 01-30-2009, 10:19 AM

So let me get this straight, they've had sex 5 or 6 times already but because she stuck her hand in his ass this time, he's charging her with Molestation?????

Wow, I guess I'll never wake my man up with a hummer again, I might end up with a rape charge!

VatorMan · 01-30-2009, 10:37 AM

Key word-HANDS. Did she lose a tire iron up there or what?

Archren · 01-30-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by VatorMan

Key word-HANDS. Did she lose a tire iron up there or what?

If his ass was so loose that she could get both her hands in there... that's a very real possibility!

shmike · 01-30-2009, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Hondahugger

So let me get this straight, they've had sex 5 or 6 times already but because she stuck her hand in his ass this time, he's charging her with Molestation?????

Wow, I guess I'll never wake my man up with a hummer again, I might end up with a rape charge!

Seriously?

Did you read the article?

They weren't having sex, she drugged him and performed a redneck colonoscopy once he passed out.

Speedy may like being fisted while he sleeps but for us hetero's, rectal cavity searches are frowned upon.

xx CURVE xx · 01-30-2009, 11:29 AM

Maybe a pinky but 2 hands?? wtf

Flexin · 01-30-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by xx CURVE xx

Maybe a pinky but 2 hands?? wtf

LOL. I was thinking it was a finger by the thread title. I can see him being pissed but calling the police? Then when they said hands? WHAT? If she got two hands in there it sounds like someone found out, and was worried about being dragged out the closet by their ass.

James

Rider · 01-30-2009, 12:12 PM

2 hands?

The guys asshole probably looks like a stretched out neck on a t-shirt. I bet he can't even sit on bar stools.

OneSickPsycho · 01-30-2009, 12:25 PM

"... the victim, Phil Goatse, declined requests to be interviewed..."

Hondahugger · 01-30-2009, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by shmike

Seriously?

Did you read the article?

They weren't having sex, she drugged him and performed a redneck colonoscopy once he passed out.

Speedy may like being fisted while he sleeps but for us hetero's, rectal cavity searches are frowned upon.

Yes I read the article Sean, including this part that said "The victim told police that, prior to the attack, he had been "intimate" with McCarl "approximately 5-6 times since July 2008."

There is no telling what their previous intimate moments entailed, they could have been little kinksters and into all kinds of shit that the article didn't say.

There is no evidence that she drugged him, even though he claims she admitted it. For all we know it could have been payback for the times he said "whoops, it slipped, wrong hole, sorry". It's his word against hers plain and simple. She wasn't arrested on charges of sexual assault, she was arrested on 'suspicion' of sexual assault. There is his side, her side and somewhere in the middle lies the truth. Unless there was a video camera or something, then Mikey will post it as soon as he finds it on youtube.

Oh, and Speedy only likes it when you do it

01-30-2009, 10:37 AM	#3
VatorMan Wrap Yo Ass in Fiberglass Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: Feet Posts: 1,605	Key word-HANDS. Did she lose a tire iron up there or what?

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xx CURVE xx SMELL MY LEVER Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Texas Moto: Tards Posts: 1,034	Maybe a pinky but 2 hands?? wtf

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Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	2 hands? The guys asshole probably looks like a stretched out neck on a t-shirt. I bet he can't even sit on bar stools.

01-30-2009, 12:25 PM	#9
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	"... the victim, Phil Goatse, declined requests to be interviewed..."