Vodka...

Archren · 12-18-2008, 12:17 PM

...or vagina?

Vodka vs. Vagina

1.Vodka is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to Vodka

2.Warm Vodka doesnt taste as well as cold.
One point to VAGINA

3.Really cold Vodka is satisfying.
One point to Vodka

4. If after taking a swig of Vodka you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. Ten Shots in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

6. If you have a lot of Vodka in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of Vodka you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you some Vodka.
One point to VAGINA

8. You normally don't find old Vodka.
One point to Vodka

9. Too much Vodka and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

10. Ripping off a Vodka label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

11. In most countries there's a tax on Alcohol.
One point to VAGINA

12. If you have another shot, the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Vodka

13. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle.
One point to Vodka

14. If you shake your Vodka it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to Vodka

15. With Vodka you always have choice.
One point to Vodka

16. You always know how much money Vodka is going to cost you.
One point to Vodka

17.
Vodka doesn't have a mother
One point to Vodka

FINAL SCORE: Vodka 10, VAGINA: 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: VAGINA!! (I mean, c'mon... what's fair in a world where VAGINA RUNS EVERYTHING!!)

smileyman · 12-18-2008, 12:27 PM

Props...Thats funny! Of course all things in moderation. And who says you can't have both?

speedylocksmith · 12-18-2008, 12:32 PM

one usually leads to the other and vice versa

askmrjesus · 12-18-2008, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smileyman

Of course all things in moderation. And who says you can't have both?

Fuck moderation.

Drink up and screw!

JC

Rider · 12-18-2008, 12:38 PM

18. Vodka is cheap.
1 point Vodka

19. Vodka wont cheat on you
1 point Vodka

20. Vodka never has an odor
1 point Vodka

21. Vondka wont give you STD's
1 point Vodka

see where I 'm going...... ?

fnfalman · 12-18-2008, 12:43 PM

What if you were to pour vodka on vagina?

Then you'd get commie pussy!!!

ducati_atx · 12-18-2008, 12:47 PM

hmm... pretty sure in some deep dark corner of the net there is a bottle of vodka hiding within a vagina.

Rider · 12-18-2008, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ducati_atx

hmm... pretty sure in some deep dark corner of the net there is a bottle of vodka hiding within a vagina.

Motley Crew, been there done that. She was referred to as "The Bottle Lady"

smileyman · 12-18-2008, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Fuck moderation.

Drink up and screw!

JC

Is that a commandment?!?!? I think I have had a visionary revelation!

lauralynne · 12-18-2008, 01:11 PM

I've never had Vodka before. Is that a point for or against it?

12-18-2008, 12:17 PM	#1
Archren Sham WOW Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: ATX Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098 Posts: 2,741	Vodka... ...or vagina? Vodka vs. Vagina 1.Vodka is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to Vodka 2.Warm Vodka doesnt taste as well as cold. One point to VAGINA 3.Really cold Vodka is satisfying. One point to Vodka 4. If after taking a swig of Vodka you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA 5. Ten Shots in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA 6. If you have a lot of Vodka in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA 7. If a cop stops you and you smell of Vodka you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you some Vodka. One point to VAGINA 8. You normally don't find old Vodka. One point to Vodka 9. Too much Vodka and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA 10. Ripping off a Vodka label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA 11. In most countries there's a tax on Alcohol. One point to VAGINA 12. If you have another shot, the first one never gets pissed off. One point to Vodka 13. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle. One point to Vodka 14. If you shake your Vodka it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to Vodka 15. With Vodka you always have choice. One point to Vodka 16. You always know how much money Vodka is going to cost you. One point to Vodka 17. Vodka doesn't have a mother One point to Vodka FINAL SCORE: Vodka 10, VAGINA: 7 That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: VAGINA!! (I mean, c'mon... what's fair in a world where VAGINA RUNS EVERYTHING!!) __________________ Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

12-18-2008, 12:27 PM	#2
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Props...Thats funny! Of course all things in moderation. And who says you can't have both? __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

12-18-2008, 12:43 PM	#6
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	What if you were to pour vodka on vagina? Then you'd get commie pussy!!! __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

12-18-2008, 01:11 PM	#10
lauralynne 667:Neighbor of the Beast Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Everett WA Moto: VTR1000, SV650, FZR400, CRF150 Posts: 1,403	I've never had Vodka before. Is that a point for or against it? __________________ WMRRA's slowest Expert! triathalete, mom, racer, rider, friend, sister, wife - all in one tidy package! Married my best friend 8/30/09

12-18-2008, 12:32 PM	#3
speedylocksmith Much better off!! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Moto: 05 1Krr Posts: 676	one usually leads to the other and vice versa

12-18-2008, 12:38 PM	#5
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	18. Vodka is cheap. 1 point Vodka 19. Vodka wont cheat on you 1 point Vodka 20. Vodka never has an odor 1 point Vodka 21. Vondka wont give you STD's 1 point Vodka see where I 'm going...... ?

12-18-2008, 12:47 PM	#7
ducati_atx Yuppie Prick Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 223	hmm... pretty sure in some deep dark corner of the net there is a bottle of vodka hiding within a vagina.