Putting your Affairs in Order

Ducati Diva · 10-27-2008, 02:29 PM

Putting your Affairs in Order

A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said,
'I've some bad news You have advanced cancer, and you had best put your
affairs in order.'

The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting
room where her daughter had been waiting.
'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer.
Let's head to the club and have a martini.'

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less sombre. There were
some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the
woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.

The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
'I've just been diagnosed with AIDS.'
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences.

After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
friends you were dying of AIDS.'

The woman said, 'I know, I don't want any of those bitches sleeping
with your father after I'm gone.'

Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order.

That's cold

the chi · 10-27-2008, 02:52 PM

Priceless!

fnfalman · 10-27-2008, 02:54 PM

Definitely a woman thing. A guy would have acted the other way around and ask his buddy to take care of his widowed wife.

dReWpY · 10-27-2008, 05:07 PM

yeah, but not like that, i wouldnt want any of my friends to touch pc

then again, all of my friends are whores except one

Mr Lefty · 10-27-2008, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by fnfalman

Definitely a woman thing. A guy would have acted the other way around and ask his buddy to take care of his widowed wife.

ehh I don't have any guy friends that I'd even consider introducing to a good female friend of mine let alone my wife or girlfriend after I'm gone... they all treat women like crap... I'd come back from the dead and castrate them if they tried treating my wife/girlfriend that way...

well right now I would... seeing as I have neither

Amber Lamps · 10-27-2008, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ebbs15

ehh I don't have any guy friends that I'd even consider introducing to a good female friend of mine let alone my wife or girlfriend after I'm gone... they all treat women like crap... I'd come back from the dead and castrate them if they tried treating my wife/girlfriend that way...

well right now I would... seeing as I have neither

Not me,when I'm done with a bitch,I'm done! Hell,I talked one of my exs into blowing one of my buddies at a party last Summer and one of my friends is banging my last Mi ex right now. Who cares?

dReWpY · 10-27-2008, 06:11 PM

i think we are talking about if u die.. not exs

Mr Lefty · 10-27-2008, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Not me,when I'm done with a bitch,I'm done! Hell,I talked one of my exs into blowing one of my buddies at a party last Summer and one of my friends is banging my last Mi ex right now. Who cares?

yeah well... that's an EX... not someone you still care about ya know?

Amber Lamps · 10-27-2008, 06:40 PM

Um it's the same to me in a way...I mean what do I care what she does after I'm gone in any sense? I guess if someone raped her or something but if she willingly participates....again who cares? I'll be busy getting my balls scraped by a molten hot cheese grater or if my plan works out,I'll be in heaven getting laid! I refuse to waste any of the time I have left on this earth worrying about who someone is going to fuck after I die...seems pointless imho...

Mr Lefty · 10-27-2008, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by TIGGER

Um it's the same to me in a way...I mean what do I care what she does after I'm gone in any sense? I guess if someone raped her or something but if she willingly participates....again who cares? I'll be busy getting my balls scraped by a molten hot cheese grater or if my plan works out,I'll be in heaven getting laid! I refuse to waste any of the time I have left on this earth worrying about who someone is going to fuck after I die...seems pointless imho...

your missing the point... I'd want her to be taken care of... if SHE chooses a guy that treats her like crap... that's her doing... but I'm not gonna make sure it happens by introducing her to my friends.

10-27-2008, 02:29 PM	#1
Ducati Diva just learning Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: western nc Moto: 1996 M900 Posts: 1,348	Putting your Affairs in Order Putting your Affairs in Order A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've some bad news You have advanced cancer, and you had best put your affairs in order.' The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things do not go so well. In this case, things are not well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.' After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less sombre. There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've just been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave the woman their condolences. After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying of AIDS.' The woman said, 'I know, I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your father after I'm gone.' Now that's putting Your Affairs In Order. That's cold __________________ Todays mighty oak is just yesterdays nut who stood it's ground!

10-27-2008, 02:54 PM	#3
fnfalman Europhile Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SoCal Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure Posts: 1,875	Definitely a woman thing. A guy would have acted the other way around and ask his buddy to take care of his widowed wife. __________________ *Cogito Ergo Vroom - I think therefore I ride*

10-27-2008, 06:40 PM	#9
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Um it's the same to me in a way...I mean what do I care what she does after I'm gone in any sense? I guess if someone raped her or something but if she willingly participates....again who cares? I'll be busy getting my balls scraped by a molten hot cheese grater or if my plan works out,I'll be in heaven getting laid! I refuse to waste any of the time I have left on this earth worrying about who someone is going to fuck after I die...seems pointless imho...