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Old 10-10-2008, 01:35 AM   #1
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Default Caught on Fire...

some jack ass caught their ass on fire tonight and i saved the day by ripping my fucking jacket off and smothering them. prevented a trip to the ER, but my damn keys flew out of my pocket and caused a HUGE fucking mess trying to find them in the middle of the night in the grass.

i donno where this is going, sometimes i just fucking hate drama. somehow this pissed some chick i thought i was into off, and now that i've seen this jealous retarded side of her i feel completely done.

i wish i would have just watched that fucker burn.
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Old 10-10-2008, 01:53 AM   #2
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You should've have set her on fire and stabbed the guys with your keys.
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Old 10-10-2008, 01:57 AM   #3
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well at least you found your keys... did old dude at least thank you or was he to busy being nearly burnt to death?


as for the chick... ehh... at least you found out now... rather than later... ya know?


ehh who the fuck am I kidding... all women are insane...
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:08 AM   #4
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Mental note to self...MUST go hang out with NTS and bring video camera!
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:25 AM   #5
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Mental note to self...MUST go hang out with NTS and bring video camera!
he is a blast to hang out with, just ask everyone that discovered him in the hotel with a wheelchair at Indy.
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:35 AM   #6
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bwahahhahaa, that brings back memories, walking down the hallway running into drewpy as he runs away with his luggage hollering something about NtS, a wheelchair, and stairs!!!
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:40 AM   #7
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Have I admitted how frightened I am to ride 14hrs with him... in the car... alone to Trip's wedding? I'm going to need a young priest and an old priest.
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:42 AM   #8
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Have I admitted how frightened I am to ride 14hrs with him... in the car... alone to Trip's wedding? I'm going to need a young priest and an old priest.

Dont let him drive.
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Old 10-10-2008, 10:47 AM   #9
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he is a blast to hang out with, just ask everyone that discovered him in the hotel with a wheelchair at Indy.
Call me old but, when people lose ther self control when they drink it usually just pisses me off.

I'm not 16 anymore and think one should be able to act there age while having a good time. Now I know there will be plenty of the good old "Dude, You werent there! This shit was funny!" but fuck that. Not my style.

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Old 10-10-2008, 10:49 AM   #10
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Call me old but, when people lose ther self control when they drink it usually just pisses me off.

I'm not 16 anymore and think one should be able to act there age while having a good time. Now I know there will be plenty of the good old "Dude, You werent there! This shit was funny!" but fuck that. Not my style.

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