An open letter to people who aren't stalking me:

askmrjesus · 08-28-2010, 10:34 AM

WTF? I'm not worth stalking?

Well fuck you!

Come on ladies, just because I'm old and married, doesn't mean I can't be stalked upon.

Get with the fucking program.

JC

Particle Man · 08-28-2010, 10:38 AM

Hanging on the wall is just freaky.

askmrjesus · 08-28-2010, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

Hanging on the wall is just freaky.

Chiropractors' orders.

Don't be a hater.

JC

Particle Man · 08-28-2010, 10:40 AM

You've already been nailed too. No competition or challenge.

Apoc · 08-28-2010, 11:08 AM

Pretty sure your apostles (Is that hebrew for fuckbuddies?) fit the bill of stalkers. Fuck, they even wrote a book about following you around.

KSGregman · 08-28-2010, 11:09 AM

You're going about it all wrong....

Come on, man....No suggestive username? No nudie pics? No desperate cries for attention?

And you expect to be stalked?

Whatever.

Avatard · 08-28-2010, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman

You're going about it all wrong....

Come on, man....No suggestive username? No nudie pics? No desperate cries for attention?

And you expect to be stalked?

Whatever.

This. Well done.

Where's that golf clap smiley now?

azoomm · 08-28-2010, 11:43 AM

Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?

Maybe if you quit showing up on toast, it might get easier to notice.

Particle Man · 08-28-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?

Maybe if you quit showing up on toast, it might get easier to notice.

Or dogs' assholes...

askmrjesus · 08-28-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough?

There's always room for Jello.

By room, I mean my in-box, and by Jello, I mean titty pictures.

JC

08-28-2010, 10:34 AM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	An open letter to people who aren't stalking me: WTF? I'm not worth stalking? Well fuck you! Come on ladies, just because I'm old and married, doesn't mean I can't be stalked upon. Get with the fucking program. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

08-28-2010, 11:08 AM	#5
Apoc For Science. You Monster. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Canada Moto: '08 HD FLSTSB Posts: 3,546	Pretty sure your apostles (Is that hebrew for fuckbuddies?) fit the bill of stalkers. Fuck, they even wrote a book about following you around. __________________ Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female). And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.

08-28-2010, 11:43 AM	#8
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	Are you KIDDING me? You have your own coalition, and you don't think you're stalked enough? Maybe if you quit showing up on toast, it might get easier to notice. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

08-28-2010, 10:38 AM	#2
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Hanging on the wall is just freaky.

08-28-2010, 10:40 AM	#4
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	You've already been nailed too. No competition or challenge.

08-28-2010, 11:09 AM	#6
KSGregman Get Fit...or Get OUT Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: KS Moto: 07 M109-R Posts: 1,993	You're going about it all wrong.... Come on, man....No suggestive username? No nudie pics? No desperate cries for attention? And you expect to be stalked? Whatever.