Craigslist is Crayzeeee

derf · 10-28-2009, 12:38 AM

http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/10/27/...vert-can-help/

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/cas/1440168813.html

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Ever been with an extremely sexually dominant guy?

I have had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me, and, as a result, losing all the weight they've ever dreamed of.

Think about it:

You trust a man enough to let him do whatever he wants with you, you take a direct order to lose weight and you're told how. How can you possibly mess it up?

There is no will power involved. There is no chance of you giving up. There is 0% chance of you failing. You're taking a direct order from your Master to lose the weight, so you do it, the most healthy possible way, the most correct possible way, and its finally done forever.

And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me

If this sounds like an exciting idea, write me with a picture of yourself in your first email. not in your second email, not "lets chat first."

Dave · 10-28-2009, 04:53 AM

Tmall · 10-28-2009, 06:11 AM

I like it. Gonna cut and paste that to our local board.

Avatard · 10-28-2009, 11:12 AM

"Will slap food out yer hand for sex". Interesting approach.

Smittie61984 · 10-28-2009, 12:30 PM

I bet the joker is a fatass himself.

Particle Man · 10-28-2009, 01:35 PM

aim for the wet spot..

Rider · 10-28-2009, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Particle Man

aim for the wet spot..

Quick, buy stock in flower now.

Avatard · 10-28-2009, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Quick, buy stock in flower now.

Rider · 10-28-2009, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Yeah I spelled it wrong... No one ever accused me of being smart.

Particle Man · 10-28-2009, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

Yeah I spelled it wrong... No one ever accused me of being smart.

10-28-2009, 04:53 AM	#2
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	__________________ TWF Post whore #6

10-28-2009, 11:12 AM	#4
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	"Will slap food out yer hand for sex". Interesting approach. __________________ Insert free thought here.

10-28-2009, 12:30 PM	#5
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	I bet the joker is a fatass himself. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

10-28-2009, 01:35 PM	#6
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	aim for the wet spot.. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

10-28-2009, 06:11 AM	#3
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I like it. Gonna cut and paste that to our local board.