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Old 10-05-2009, 03:06 PM   #1
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Default I think I might have screwed up...

I went to camp-out this weekend, and met up with a bunch of dual-sport buddies for riding, late-night drinking and general partying.

There was a small improvised shooting range on site, and one of the riders broke out her brand new .38, and asked me if I'd teach her to shoot it. I'd only met her maybe twice before, and I don't know why she asked me, but I said sure, no problem.

So, I gave her my standard safety lecture, showed her how to load it, and gave her some basic instruction. She did OK for a n00b, and that was the end of that...

Fast forward to later that night: I found her crying her eyes out, and asked her what was wrong. Turns out she was recently widowed, and she spent the next two hours crying on my shoulder. Huge drama.

This morning, I find out that her husband "accidentally" shot himself while cleaning a gun.

So, basically, I just showed a grieving woman whose husband may have committed suicide, how to load a gun. Pretty fucking smooth huh?

Shit.

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Old 10-05-2009, 03:10 PM   #2
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You just did what someone asked you to do You're a nice guy...not a heartless bastard
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:13 PM   #3
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Way to go dipshit.

The only thing more stupid would have be if there was alcohol...

oops.... uh, oh.
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:27 PM   #4
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You just did what someone asked you to do You're a nice guy...not a heartless bastard
Thanks, I just wish I'd of known what the situation was before hand.

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Way to go dipshit.

The only thing more stupid would have be if there was alcohol...

oops.... uh, oh.
The gun lesson took place when all were sober. The people I ride with are crazy, not stupid.

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Old 10-05-2009, 03:29 PM   #5
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Is she hot?
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:30 PM   #6
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You're such a douche-bag
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:33 PM   #7
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Yes, and I'd like to see her stay that way.

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Old 10-05-2009, 03:37 PM   #8
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F'n man with priorities,

Your post is hereby deemed respectable and noteworthy.


JC - Post up pictures of this hot girl.
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:51 PM   #9
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....... Turns out she was recently widowed, and she spent the next two hours crying on my shoulder. Huge drama.

This morning, I find out that her husband "accidentally" shot himself while cleaning a gun.....
No...you showed her how to shoot herself. Congrads doofus.
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Old 10-05-2009, 04:01 PM   #10
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JC - Post up pictures of this hot girl.
No can do.

When it comes to posting up pics of hot girls, I pretty much draw the line at grieving widows.

I'm just weird that way.

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