An open letter to people who aren't stalking me: - Page 3

askmrjesus · 08-29-2010, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I couldn't put my 2 cents in the other thread before it was locked.

Bummer...

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

If someone is following you around on the internet who happens to live across the country BFD. Unless the guy is threathening or constantly responding to her posts then it's only one side of the story.

I don't need to hear the "other side" of the story. I've known Milk through her posts, for years. She's probably of the nicest people I've never met. You, on the other hand...

Yes, it is a big deal even if the guy lives across country. Any of you people remember that NASA astronaut chick, who wore a diaper so she could drive to where her "prey" was faster? People are fucking crazy when it comes to matters of the heart, real or imagined.

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

Everyone knows that women at 90% more likely to be the physo in the relationship.

Dude, she's just not that into you. That doesn't make her a psycho.

JC

lauralynne · 08-30-2010, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

WTF? I'm not worth stalking?

Well fuck you!

Come on ladies, just because I'm old and married, doesn't mean I can't be stalked upon.

Get with the fucking program.

JC

I good stalker never gets caught.

Nice shirt tonight by the way.

askmrjesus · 08-30-2010, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

I good stalker never gets caught.

Nice shirt tonight by the way.

Thanks.

I thought the ruffles were over the top, but my publicist said I should run with it.

JC

lauralynne · 08-30-2010, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Thanks.

I thought the ruffles were over the top, but my publicist said I should run with it.

JC

They matched the ruffled panties...oh, I've said too much.

askmrjesus · 08-30-2010, 01:09 AM

Don't be silly.

Since when do you wear panties?

Summer of 89', down by the lake?

Yeah, I saw that.

JC

lauralynne · 08-30-2010, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by askmrjesus

Don't be silly.

Since when do you wear panties?

Summer of 89', down by the lake?

Yeah, I saw that.

JC

Ya. I'm not getting into heaven for that move...

(PS. I've always wondered, if heat rises, how does Heaven stay cool?)

Avatard · 08-30-2010, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by lauralynne

(PS. I've always wondered, if heat rises, how does Heaven stay cool?)

Air-conditioning. You should see the electric bill.

Particle Man · 08-30-2010, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Air-conditioning. You should see the electric bill.

So the whole, "If you don't go 'Green', you're goin' to Hell" thing is all a sham? I KNEW it!

Avatard · 08-30-2010, 01:39 PM

Yep...and the power grid? The whole thing is powered by steam turbines. Hell is useful for something.

Trip · 08-30-2010, 01:46 PM

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Yep...and the power grid? The whole thing is powered by steam turbines. Hell is useful for something.

Hell is going to be doing the same job I am doing now for eternity. Damnit...

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askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	Don't be silly. Since when do you wear panties? Summer of 89', down by the lake? Yeah, I saw that. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

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Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Yep...and the power grid? The whole thing is powered by steam turbines. Hell is useful for something. __________________ Insert free thought here. Last edited by Avatard; 08-30-2010 at 01:42 PM..