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Old 09-30-2008, 12:54 PM   #31
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I know why there is a gas shortage down in the southern states...well I didn't know until one of my clients told me yesterday. It's because the government is setting the stage for November. They are going to control the gas down there (and the public transportation) to keep "certain demographic groups" from getting to the polls.

Oh, this same customer also informed me that the Illuminati control the fed and the gov't, CNBC shows the number 666 any chance they can get, Nostradamus predicted that the eagle would lose half it's wealth this very year and our gov't was behind the Sept. 11 attacks.
I agree with your client on all aspects.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:35 PM   #32
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That's stupid as f*ck to even consider being true...what a joke. Last time I checked my car runs on gas as well and I'm not voting for Obama so if I can't get to the polls "they" wouldn't get my vote either...doesn't make sense.

"Mass transit" hasn't had ANY issues getting around here at all. We've got diesel...just short on gas.

The sky is falling....

*sarcasim at it's finest...I hope*

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Old 09-30-2008, 02:44 PM   #33
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That's stupid as f*ck to even consider being true...what a joke. Last time I checked my car runs on gas as well and I'm not voting for Obama so if I can't get to the polls "they" wouldn't get my vote either...doesn't make sense.

"Mass transit" hasn't had ANY issues getting around here at all. We've got diesel...just short on gas.

The sky is falling....

*sarcasim at it's finest...I hope*
Yeah, I kept muting my phone and laughing my ass off.
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Old 09-30-2008, 02:52 PM   #34
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Yeah, I kept muting my phone and laughing my ass off.
Yeah you can see where I edited my post forgetting to add the "sarcasim" part and hoping to get that in there before anyone responded.
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