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Old 09-14-2008, 11:09 PM   #21
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Same here. If she looks anything like most of the puerto rican chicks I know I woulda hit it and then started the whole "no more meaningless pussy" thing later.
and you would have got "cut"
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:32 AM   #22
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This thread makes me sad...

Come on now OSP I think the intellectual interaction with the women of TWFix has you all confused. You can't possibly hope to find that kind of girl out bar hopping...

I honestly can't say I have been there. I have had 2 monogamous relationships over the last 15 years. Random booty assualts never were my bag, but the grass was always greener...

Finding someone that stimulates you mind, body, and soul is 3 times better than a "hit N forget". I thought everyone knew? Here's the big deal, those kind of women are 3 times harder to find and , ahem, infiltrate...
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:45 AM   #23
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I got dibs on the golden shovel is this means you're throwing them out now.
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Old 09-15-2008, 02:01 PM   #24
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and you would have got "cut"
That reminds me of the one puerto rican joking around with my buddy and she actually did cut him. Hilarious way to further the stereotype on her part.
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:15 PM   #25
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you're becoming gayer and gayer.
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Old 09-15-2008, 04:26 PM   #26
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and you would have got "cut"
we had some girl on campus cut another girl over a parking spot, one was 19 that cut a 17 yo... ooops
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:13 PM   #27
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I got dibs on the golden shovel is this means you're throwing them out now.
Fuck that... This whole thing makes me want to fuck less, but kill more... LOTS MORE.
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:06 PM   #28
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Oddly enough I hear ya, OSP.

Recently I haven't even tried with girls at all. I don't want to pretend I'm interested in the bullshit they spew about themselves and ask them questions like "oh what do you do?" and "where did you grow up?" just to trick them into sleeping with me.

I've just been ignoring them and saving myself the effort, instead just having some beers at the bar with my friends or going for a ride on the r6.

Whatever...
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Old 09-17-2008, 04:13 PM   #29
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I'm lol'ing at the idea of a clean-shaven OSP in an eharmony ad.

"I used to bang puerto ricans in bathrooms but then I met Jenny. She's not the hottest and she made me give up motorcycles and drinking but she knows the real me."
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