Tell her you heard it on Oprah....

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer.

Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often.

So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch!

My guess is that most women will simply take out a huge life insurance policy on their husbands and then sew the vagina shut. Yeah, I know, just