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05-08-2009, 09:18 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
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What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's finger.
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05-08-2009, 09:19 AM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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Didn't you hear? Kermit died. Swine flu.
(His dying words? "That bitch said she was clean!"  )
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05-08-2009, 09:20 AM
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05-08-2009, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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What do you call Miss Piggy when it's that time of month?
Sweet and Sour pork. 
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05-08-2009, 11:59 AM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
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I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss |
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05-08-2009, 12:22 PM
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Now sans Quattro!
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollywood, FL
Moto: 2008 Triumph Daytona 675
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you owe me a new keyboard, i just threw up on mine
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05-08-2009, 01:59 PM
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Sorry to jump from Muppets to Disney...but did you hear the news about Mickey Mouse?
Mickey is leaving Minnie! He said she was fucking goofy...
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
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05-11-2009, 07:15 AM
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