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05-05-2009, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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05-05-2009, 10:37 AM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
Posts: 2,741
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Photography "The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible." - Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss |
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05-05-2009, 10:42 AM
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125GP Champion
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Worthington, OH
Moto: Empty Garage
Posts: 3,418
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For some reason I figured I would roll down and she would decide he should get a vag....
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05-05-2009, 02:06 PM
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Pug Queen
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Las Vegas, NV
Moto: DR200, SV650
Posts: 2,486
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Suction cup dildo? Last edited by Tsunami; 05-05-2009 at 04:47 PM.. |
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05-05-2009, 04:38 PM
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
Moto: 06 GSXR 600
Posts: 1,707
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Yeah, these two thread have revealed plenty of unhappy people.
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05-05-2009, 06:53 PM
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I give Squids a bad name
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
Posts: 4,742
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She can get granite counter tops and a vibrator that can do way more than any man could ever imagine doing. How are we suppose to compete with something that glows, twirls, vibrates, pulsates, and more???
But the reality is, if the man lost his penis he wouldn't give a flying fuck what his wife thinks. He has no penis and is finally free.
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05-05-2009, 07:21 PM
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
Moto: 06 GSXR 600
Posts: 1,707
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Married or not, I would miss the hell out of mine.
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