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Old 02-05-2009, 07:46 AM   #21
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couldn't you have just posted this is the Fla section?
I could have posted that this is the Fla section, but people would probably be confused by such a statement.

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Old 02-05-2009, 09:22 AM   #22
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No, and you don't get a thong either, so don't ask.
I never get a t-shirt.
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:36 AM   #23
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my cat currently smells like skunk so she's restricted to the mud room until it gets above zero outside and I can give her a bath.

No T-shirt for me
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:33 PM   #24
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Would you settle for a thong that said:

I rolled my fiances
cabbage into a cat
for Jesus
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Make it run vertically... front to back...
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:40 PM   #25
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Make it run vertically... front to back...
Good idea, but I'm going to need a smaller font...

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Old 02-05-2009, 09:07 PM   #26
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Good idea, but I'm going to need a smaller font...

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Or bitches with wider vaginas.
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Old 02-05-2009, 09:09 PM   #27
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I think I'll stick with the smaller font idea.

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Old 02-05-2009, 09:12 PM   #28
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I think I'll stick with the smaller font idea.

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Fatter vaginas then? Fat pussies fuckin' rule.
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