Helmet laws and .... pumpkins?

[njchopper87]

Originally Posted by Amorok

I can't believe I'm saying this, but it could have a basis in fact. It's been established that "zombies" are actually people fed a cocktail of neurotoxins, herbal inhibbitors and other drugs that render them comatose to the point of being indistinguishable from dead, then docile and easily commanded when revived. Juju powders and herbal medicines often have naturally occuring chemicals that wreak havoc on the body providing a scientific basis for some majiks and curses, so a helmet could be used to deliver a powdered or aresoled chemical designed to alter someone. But I doubt they're intelligent enough to phrase it that was. What they should be worried about is putting on a helmet laced with chloroform, ether or some other anasthetic and ridden off to be sold into slavery or to black market organ vendors. And that could be done with a cabbage or pumpkin or whatever.

You just took the fun out of it. 1000 years bad juju!