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Old 08-01-2009, 04:22 AM   #1
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Old 08-01-2009, 05:11 AM   #2
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Old 08-01-2009, 07:57 AM   #3
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Old 08-01-2009, 08:23 AM   #4
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Never read or saw Twilight, but I did see the preview for the next Twilight movie and is so obvious that the whole story is some preteen girl's dream. A bunch of older guys fighting each other for the right to "eat" her while the girl just stands there like bait.
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Old 08-01-2009, 09:29 AM   #5
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Old 08-01-2009, 09:47 AM   #6
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YES!
That would have made the POS movie worth watching opening night!

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Old 08-01-2009, 10:50 AM   #7
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Perfect!!
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:29 AM   #8
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I thought Harry Potter was a wizard, not a vampire?
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:35 AM   #9
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I thought Harry Potter was a wizard, not a vampire?
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This about covers Twilight.
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