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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
Moto: nothing...
Posts: 11,254
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FML...
Just thought I'd share... I am constipated, but I have that burning in my bowels that sometimes wakes me up in the middle of the night causing me to spray the toilet bowl... I've pooped 4 times today, diarrhea each time... and yet I always feel like I still have a lot more pooping to do when I'm done. Enjoy your day. |
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Woot. Don't blow your bowels out your anus trying to clear yourself out
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Custom User Title
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Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
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yuck
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cruiser
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
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have a bran muffin for breakfast, then you'll know the pipes are empty by lunch. then start eating cheese with lunch and dinner. LOL
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Aspiring Rapper
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Halifax, NS
Moto: '12 CB1000R
Posts: 3,569
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When you have IBS. Then you can complain..
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 11,022
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Just hope its not a smal bowel obstruction. can have some diarrhea with that and its very serious as in you may need emergent surgery.
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600-
Posts: 3,992
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When I read the title, that;s the 1st thing i thought too.
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#8 |
Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 11,022
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Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
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Ah, Round up all the old farts in a thread about going to the bathroom...
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Chaotic Neutral
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Cherry Hill NJ
Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt
Posts: 13,992
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Time for a good home enema
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