Leaked TSA Training Video

Papa_Complex · 11-22-2010, 07:56 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYcAR...layer_embedded

Homeslice · 11-22-2010, 08:09 AM

She can touch my junk.

Gas Man · 11-22-2010, 08:52 AM

I agree. She can touch my junk, taint, or anything else she'd like.

Also I approve of such screening. Probably more effective anyway.

VatorMan · 11-22-2010, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I agree. She can touch my junk, taint, or anything else she'd like.

Also I approve of such screening. Probably more effective anyway.

This.

shmike · 11-22-2010, 10:16 AM

I like the methodology in the video.

(insert gratuitous leghumping of average female actor here.)

Avatard · 11-22-2010, 10:28 AM

I have always said that if I can request a pat down from an agent of the opposite sex (and moan loudly while she does it), I would not mind the pat-down.

Why moan loudly? I don't think I should be the only one to suffer that level of embarrassment. I would like to share.

derf · 11-22-2010, 12:38 PM

funny shit

Gas Man · 11-23-2010, 12:14 AM

Avatard. Do u think tt would work? Maybe tell them loudly tt ur not gay so u don't want a man to touch ur junk. Hmmm. U could be on to something.

Avatard · 11-23-2010, 12:40 AM

I think the fact that they're insisting that the pat-down be administered by a person of the same sex is tantamount to forcing the gay on ya...I don't see where they get off insisting that I can't ask that I be touched by a woman.

...And like I said, I would be sure to moan, and lick my lips.

LeeNetworX · 11-23-2010, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

I think the fact that they're insisting that the pat-down be administered by a person of the same sex is tantamount to forcing the gay on ya...I don't see where they get off insisting that I can't ask that I be touched by a woman.

...And like I said, I would be sure to moan, and lick my lips.

The fucked up irony is I could see the female TSA agent suing you for sexual harassment.....and possibly even winning, thanks to today's joke of a judicial system.

11-22-2010, 07:56 AM	#1
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Leaked TSA Training Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYcAR...layer_embedded __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

11-22-2010, 10:16 AM	#5
shmike Follower Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 5,549	I like the methodology in the video. (insert gratuitous leghumping of average female actor here.) __________________ Racing For Smiles

11-22-2010, 10:28 AM	#6
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I have always said that if I can request a pat down from an agent of the opposite sex (and moan loudly while she does it), I would not mind the pat-down. Why moan loudly? I don't think I should be the only one to suffer that level of embarrassment. I would like to share. __________________ Insert free thought here.

11-22-2010, 12:38 PM	#7
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	funny shit __________________

11-23-2010, 12:40 AM	#9
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I think the fact that they're insisting that the pat-down be administered by a person of the same sex is tantamount to forcing the gay on ya...I don't see where they get off insisting that I can't ask that I be touched by a woman. ...And like I said, I would be sure to moan, and lick my lips. __________________ Insert free thought here.

11-22-2010, 08:09 AM	#2
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	She can touch my junk.

11-22-2010, 08:52 AM	#3
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I agree. She can touch my junk, taint, or anything else she'd like. Also I approve of such screening. Probably more effective anyway.

11-23-2010, 12:14 AM	#8
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Avatard. Do u think tt would work? Maybe tell them loudly tt ur not gay so u don't want a man to touch ur junk. Hmmm. U could be on to something.