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Old 06-11-2010, 05:51 PM   #1
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Default Needs bacon

ALMOST a great sandwich.

Take that goddamn sissy lettuce, and fucking tomato off that shit, put some motherfucking bacon on it, and then we'll talk:

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Old 06-11-2010, 06:11 PM   #2
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Without the lettuce you wouldn't be moving that thing for a week
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Needs Pastrami, too.
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Meh pass.

Extra meat yes, extra bread no. But they do get a bonus point for extra cheese.
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Old 06-11-2010, 07:34 PM   #5
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Without the lettuce you wouldn't be moving that thing for a week
Bullshit. All that fat, I'd be lucky not to send one across the room.
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Motherfucking BACON...



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Old 06-12-2010, 12:20 AM   #9
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Meh pass.

Extra meat yes, extra bread no. But they do get a bonus point for extra cheese.

This.

I'll take the lettuce, but there should be at least a few strips of bacon... or perhaps some chopped up bacon in the grilled cheese.
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Old 06-12-2010, 03:01 AM   #10
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I'll take the lettuce, but there should be at least a few strips of bacon... or perhaps some chopped up bacon in the grilled cheese.
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