Imagine waking up with this thing in your room

derf · 04-02-2010, 08:42 AM

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

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by Matty Sallin, Daniel Bartolini, Hsiao-huh Hsu

WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.

HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n' Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.

ontwo · 04-02-2010, 09:52 AM

I've got to get that for my wife

Dave · 04-02-2010, 09:59 AM

awesome. Too much work to maintain though

Bluestreak · 04-02-2010, 10:10 AM

I want one!!!

tommymac · 04-02-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

awesome. Too much work to maintain though

Too much work for bacon, theres no such thing

Avatard · 04-02-2010, 11:13 AM

Bacon. All I'm saying.

tommymac · 04-02-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Avatard

Bacon. All I'm saying.

thats all that needs to be said

Dave · 04-02-2010, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Too much work for bacon, theres no such thing

yeah but if im real nice to wifey i get the bacon and other good breakfast stuffs.

Porkchop · 04-02-2010, 12:15 PM

The Gospel According to Bacon....

Cass · 04-02-2010, 12:34 PM

Brilliant!!!

04-02-2010, 09:52 AM	#2
ontwo Designated Drinker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: shitville Moto: 2009 ZX6R Posts: 1,661	I've got to get that for my wife __________________

04-02-2010, 10:10 AM	#4
Bluestreak What? Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lancaster, PA Moto: Dirt Posts: 578	I want one!!! __________________ Lean till you see sparks. If they are coming from your pegs you are doing good. If they are coming from you tank, you've just gained wisdom... Wisdom usually hurts.

04-02-2010, 11:13 AM	#6
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	I approve Bacon. All I'm saying. __________________ Insert free thought here.

04-02-2010, 12:15 PM	#9
Porkchop 125GP Champion Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Worthington, OH Moto: Empty Garage Posts: 3,418	The Gospel According to Bacon.... __________________ *Coming soon? 2010 Ducati Monster 696 - Sold 1984 Honda VF500F - Sold 1999 Yamaha R6 - Sold

04-02-2010, 12:34 PM	#10
Cass Cassolicious! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: SV Posts: 1,377	Brilliant!!! __________________ Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end: then stop.

04-02-2010, 09:59 AM	#3
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	awesome. Too much work to maintain though