The Woman of Tomorrow: Shorter, Plumper, & More Fertile - Page 2

HurricaneHeather · 10-21-2009, 01:59 PM

So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo?

karl_1052 · 10-21-2009, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

Ya but with fertility clinics anyone can have a baby now....so in the future we'll probably all be having babies that way.

Not this girl though! I've got birthing hips but the only intended use is for hanging on!

where is that worthless without pics smilie when you need it?

CasterTroy · 10-21-2009, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

beat me to it. Seems like if you say I love you to one she becomes impregnated

Tom

I think they come across the boarder pre-pregnated

pauldun170 · 10-21-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo?

Why did this post make me sprout wood?

I'm gonna have to put you on ignore

HurricaneHeather · 10-21-2009, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Why did this post make me sprout wood?

I'm gonna have to put you on ignore

I would apologize, but I think I owed you from like 1200 months ago...I vaguely recall you....I'm pretty sure you said...fuck, I don't remember. Sorry about your woodiness.

Dave · 10-21-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by HurricaneHeather

So if my mom had 3 kids and I am 10 inches taller than her and she has low blood pressure and 2 blue eyes....then how much birth control do I have to take to NOT get preggo?

better than having three blue eyes

Rider · 10-21-2009, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

better than having three blue eyes

But hey, 2 blues eyes and 1 brown eye would be ok.

CrazyKell · 10-21-2009, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

where is that worthless without pics smilie when you need it?

I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips.

pauldun170 · 10-21-2009, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave

better than having three blue eyes

true...

However having three brown eyes is considered ok.
As a matter of fact, for those with brown eyes...it is the default.

karl_1052 · 10-21-2009, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I'm pretty sure everyone on this forum has seen my hips.

one more time can't hurt.

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