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Old 05-31-2008, 12:50 PM   #1
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Old 05-31-2008, 01:00 PM   #2
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make up your fucking mind.

is it race ready or is it tricked out?
Is it a 750 or a 1000 w/ a bored out engine?


Do those heavy ass chrome wheels come off so you can put the marchesini rims on you never said you were offering in the ad?
Did you take that second front caliper and rotor off to reduce drag?
do you have a different front and back tire for extra traction?
Are those things where your mirrors are supposed to go where you hang your anal beads to dry?
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:44 PM   #3
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Gay as fuck.
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Old 05-31-2008, 04:51 PM   #4
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woot...."tricked out"
who even uses that anymore?
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:24 PM   #5
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this guy sounds like a used car salesmen. gay gay gay
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:19 AM   #6
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"You want it," More like "I want your cock in and around my mouth."
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Old 06-01-2008, 01:20 AM   #7
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http://www.houseofpowercycles.com/










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There it is.



The lyrics really sell it.
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:18 AM   #8
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I love how they didn't even get the splicing right!
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Old 06-01-2008, 10:07 AM   #9
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OSP man that was great.. I almost spit my beer halfway across the room. House of power
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Old 06-01-2008, 12:51 PM   #10
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what a gay song.
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