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Old 08-23-2010, 09:38 PM   #41
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I've seen it result in kickstand deployment failure.
You should try Viagra.

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Old 08-23-2010, 09:44 PM   #42
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Not me. A friend and I pulled into a gas station. When he was pulling in behind me, he noticed a hot blonde in a little red convertible on the other side of the pumps from him and decided to show off, by sliding the rear as he pulled in. All that I could see in my mirror was he and the bike disappearing.

I guess that it sort of spoils the schtick when someone has to lift your bike off your leg.
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Not me. A friend and I pulled into a gas station. When he was pulling in behind me, he noticed a hot blonde in a little red convertible on the other side of the pumps from him and decided to show off, by sliding the rear as he pulled in. All that I could see in my mirror was he and the bike disappearing.

I guess that it sort of spoils the schtick when someone has to lift your bike off your leg.
True but to be fair he probably did manage to deploy the "kickstand"...
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:25 PM   #44
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I guess that it sort of spoils the schtick when someone has to lift your bike off your leg.
Yeah, but maneuvers like that induce the "scar factor", and you're right back in there.

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Old 08-24-2010, 02:56 AM   #45
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Yeah, but maneuvers like that induce the "scar factor", and you're right back in there.

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Hence why boneheads still seem to be inordinately successful breeders.
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Yeah, but maneuvers like that induce the "scar factor", and you're right back in there.

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... with all women, but the one you were trying to impress.

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Hence why boneheads still seem to be inordinately successful breeders.
Doesn't matter if you've got an IQ of 150; the right woman makes you go from 0 to bonehead in 3.6 seconds.
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