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Old 05-23-2010, 04:47 PM   #1
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:26 PM   #2
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Man: Know why men die first?
Woman: I suppose it has something to do with a woman not being ready?!?!?

Man:...I banged your sister at the orgy your Mother had at your grandparents place while you went away to "Stay with family out of town" that summer...
Woman: Ready to go?



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Man: The doctor said I have cancer and Alzheimer's...
Woman: Oh my Gosh! How will I go on?!?!?!?
Man: WHAT ARE YOU WHINING ABOUT WOMAN?!?!?Its not like I have cancer or Alzheimer's!
Woman: Lets go shopping!
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Old 05-23-2010, 05:28 PM   #3
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They seem like a normal enough couple...

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Old 05-25-2010, 12:55 AM   #4
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Man: when we get home I'm taking my Viagra!

Woman: well whoop dee do...

M: what's your problem?

W: considering the size of your dick,I'd be better off using the pill bottle as a dildo.
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