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Old 12-15-2009, 08:54 AM   #1
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She made you a birthday gift.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:15 AM   #2
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Looks like JC has been in the gym.

Does Christ prefer crunches or sit ups?
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:31 AM   #3
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pretty impressive.
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Old 12-15-2009, 09:56 AM   #4
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Looks like JC has been in the gym.

Does Christ prefer crunches or sit ups?
neither.

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Old 12-15-2009, 09:59 AM   #5
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Another goodie.
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:19 AM   #6
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I'll bet she swears her head off when that sucker pops
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Old 12-15-2009, 10:25 AM   #7
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I'll bet she swears her head off when that sucker pops
I know I'm going to.

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Old 12-15-2009, 12:03 PM   #8
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I know I'm going to.

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