Marine Corp Bumper stickers

RACER X · 12-09-2009, 10:12 AM

Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base

* "U.S. Marines -Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club"
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* "Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"
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* "Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"
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* "U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents to Allah"
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* "Stop Global Whining"
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* "When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine"
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* "The Marine Corps -When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"
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* "Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back"
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* "Marines - Providing the Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775"
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* "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"
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* "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting"
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* "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Brawl"
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* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"
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* "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume"
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* "A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy --Blessed Be the Peacemakers"
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* "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has never solved anything."

* "beauty is a high and tight away ""

wildchild · 12-09-2009, 10:20 AM

not a bumper sticker but my buddy who was a marine, I used to be in Army, asked me if I knew whar Army stood for.

Aint Ready to be Marines Yet. Yeah I had to give him props for that one.

wildchild · 12-09-2009, 10:21 AM

* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

i love that one, especially since my kid went to Iraq while my coworker's kids went to college. I better not mention it here though.

the chi · 12-09-2009, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by wildchild

* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college"

i love that one, especially since my kid went to Iraq while my coworker's kids went to college. I better not mention it here though.

Why not? Its true isnt it?

I love the bumper stickers, if I had any Marine affiliation I might get one myself, but thats the only branch my family never went to.

wildchild · 12-09-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi

Why not? Its true isnt it?

I love the bumper stickers, if I had any Marine affiliation I might get one myself, but thats the only branch my family never went to.

it's true but office politics say I would probably in the unemployment line if i mentioned it even in jest.

the chi · 12-09-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by wildchild

it's true but office politics say I would probably in the unemployment line if i mentioned it even in jest.

Oh, i thought you meant mention it here as in TWFix. Of course, office politics...hate them. And somehow, someway, they could make you the bad guy for having a child that serves...*sigh*

Cutty72 · 12-09-2009, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wildchild

not a bumper sticker but my buddy who was a marine, I used to be in Army, asked me if I knew whar Army stood for.

Aint Ready to be Marines Yet. Yeah I had to give him props for that one.

Hey, I resemble that...

wildchild · 12-09-2009, 01:27 PM

what truly blows my mind is how many people say "i'm sorry to hear that" when they find out he's in.

12-09-2009, 10:12 AM	#1
RACER X AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Richmond, Tx Moto: '10 Tuono Factory Posts: 4,569	Marine Corp Bumper stickers Bumper stickers seen on a Marine Corps Base * "U.S. Marines -Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club" * * "Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!" * * "Interrogators can't water-board dead guys" * * "U.S. Marines -- Travel Agents to Allah" * * "Stop Global Whining" * * "When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine" * * "The Marine Corps -When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight" * * "Death Smiles at Everyone -- Marines Smile Back" * * "Marines - Providing the Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775" * * "Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It" * * "It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -It's Our Job to Arrange the Meeting" * * "Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Brawl" * * "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college" * * "Machine Gunners -- Accuracy by Volume" * * "A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy --Blessed Be the Peacemakers" * * "Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has never solved anything." * "beauty is a high and tight away "" __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 2014 GROM! 181cc of FURY 2010 Aprilia Tuono Factory - SOLD 2009 SFV Gladius - SOLD 2008 Hayabusa - SOLD.

12-09-2009, 10:20 AM	#2
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	not a bumper sticker but my buddy who was a marine, I used to be in Army, asked me if I knew whar Army stood for. Aint Ready to be Marines Yet. Yeah I had to give him props for that one.

12-09-2009, 10:21 AM	#3
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	* "My kid fought in Iraq so your kid can party in college" i love that one, especially since my kid went to Iraq while my coworker's kids went to college. I better not mention it here though.

12-09-2009, 01:27 PM	#8
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	what truly blows my mind is how many people say "i'm sorry to hear that" when they find out he's in.