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Old 12-28-2008, 07:11 PM   #11
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POULTRYGEIST!!! Rise of the chicken dead!!! OMG What a bucket of shit!!!
I hope you are making that up, but for some reason I'm buying it.
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:40 PM   #12
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http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/movie/ I only wish I was making this up....

watch it for free...http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/p..._chicken_dead/
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Old 12-28-2008, 07:52 PM   #13
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OK, this can't be worse that "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "Chopper Chicks in Zombietown", or "Knightriders."
I haven't yet seen "Knightriders", but compared to Blood Freak, Plan 9 and Chopper Chicks would be Gone with the Wind and Citizen Cane.

I could throw a running camera into the trunk of my car, drive around for two hours, add titles, and have a better movie than Blood Freak.

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Old 12-28-2008, 07:59 PM   #14
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I haven't yet seen "Knightriders", but compared to Blood Freak, Plan 9 and Chopper Chicks would be Gone with the Wind and Citizen Cane.

I could throw a running camera into the trunk of my car, drive around for two hours, add titles, and have a better movie than Blood Freak.

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Knightriders: The King Arthur story except the king and knights are players in a Medieval traveling fair, who joust on motorcycles instead of horses, as played by a bunch of grade D Hollywood actors.

Your car movie would be better because no story at all is better than some stories.
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Old 12-28-2008, 11:24 PM   #15
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For your tukey vampire enjoyment;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgWztVo7xfI

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Old 12-29-2008, 09:43 AM   #16
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For your tukey vampire enjoyment;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgWztVo7xfI

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woah - that's some high quality work!!!!
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Old 12-29-2008, 10:28 AM   #17
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its all about the
REDNECK ZOMBIES!



http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/...ckzombies1.mpg

CLICK THE MPG LINK!
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Old 12-29-2008, 11:29 AM   #18
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Damn, and I thought Witchcraft IV was bad. I don't normally watch those types of movies... but I was forcibly subjected to it because my ex (and his second wife) had small (and horribly acted) parts in it.
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Old 12-29-2008, 05:33 PM   #19
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Oh shit,I forgot about the movie with ICP "Deathracers" it was made for about $50 plus catering....
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