02-25-2010, 11:16 AM | #1 |
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Attention Drivers
If you regularly do any of the following while driving you are an unsafe driver and an inconsiderate fuck and the world would be a better place without you. Fuck you.
1. Don't use a turn signal to communicate to other drivers your intended direction of travel. 2. Talk on your cell phone while driving with one hand. 3. Stare in your rear-view mirror and apply makeup. |
02-25-2010, 11:28 AM | #2 |
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4. drive considerably slower than the posted speed limit during good driving conditions
5. speed up while other drivers try to pass, and then slow down again when they are behind you. 6. cut in front of other vehicles when you turn, especially when there are no other vehicles for miles |
02-25-2010, 11:29 AM | #3 | |
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02-25-2010, 11:53 AM | #4 |
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7. Drive Drunk. (It's the new #1)
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02-25-2010, 11:58 AM | #5 |
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#8 Drive well below the posted speed limit in adverse conditions because you can't drive in the snow!
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02-25-2010, 12:01 PM | #6 |
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I can actually deal with this, if the conditions are poor. I would rather have them drive slow and be ok than drive too fast and get in a wreck with me or someone else.
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02-25-2010, 12:19 PM | #7 | |
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02-25-2010, 12:24 PM | #8 | |
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It's about being an asshole. Thats what they are doing. Plain and simple.
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02-25-2010, 12:40 PM | #9 | |
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We have enough accidents with SUVs on snow tires, cause they think they can drive 20 over the limit in a snowstorm.
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02-25-2010, 12:47 PM | #10 |
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