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Old 09-16-2010, 11:50 AM   #1
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When they write parking tickets for dead people. Only in NYC

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...in_an_suv.html
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Old 09-16-2010, 01:28 PM   #2
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My father-in-law is a wanted man in philadelphia for failing to pay parking tickets he has been getting in philadelphia for the past few years. He died in 2005, the last warrent was issued in 2009.
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Old 09-16-2010, 01:38 PM   #3
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My father-in-law is a wanted man in philadelphia for failing to pay parking tickets he has been getting in philadelphia for the past few years. He died in 2005, the last warrent was issued in 2009.
take a picture of his tombstone into the local PD and say he'd like to turn himself in.LOL
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:06 PM   #4
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When they write parking tickets for dead people. Only in NYC

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/...in_an_suv.html
They can vote sometimes so why not give them parking tickets?

Looks like the dumbasses pill habit worked out well for him.
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:19 PM   #5
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Investigators interviewed the traffic agent but found no wrongdoing. "He had heavily tinted windows," a police source said in defense of the postmortem ticket. "It was hard to see inside."
wait - don't they put parking tickets on the WINDSHIELD? I have yet to see a windshield that you can't see into. I gotta call on the whole tinted windows thing.
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Old 09-16-2010, 02:29 PM   #6
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wait - don't they put parking tickets on the WINDSHIELD? I have yet to see a windshield that you can't see into. I gotta call on the whole tinted windows thing.
these agents are brain dead drones they see a violation punch a few kees stuff the ticket on your windshield and move on
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Old 09-17-2010, 04:18 PM   #7
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The city of Saginaw, Tx issued arrest warrants for my dead brother on speeding tickets he got. Tried to get it cleared up, but they wanted all this paperwork and I basically told them to fuck off.
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Old 09-17-2010, 04:51 PM   #8
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Some of those traffic guys can be ninja quick
As soon as they see an opportunity...
Scan>print>stuff> GONE

They don't look in the car at all.
If the car is in violation all they look for is the bar code on the reg
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