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Old 07-27-2009, 10:41 PM   #1
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:39 PM   #2
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Forget minorities did you see who they dropped? Housewives be warned. The dishes, cleaning better be done and food on the table.

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Only white people get tasers. Black people get this...
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Old 07-27-2009, 11:52 PM   #4
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:39 AM   #7
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I thought they get this?
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Old 07-28-2009, 01:13 AM   #8
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I thought they get this?
Coons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chases them off with a broom - Forrest Gump
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Old 07-28-2009, 02:21 AM   #9
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Coons try to get on our back porch, Momma just chases them off with a broom - Forrest Gump
Now why would black people try to get on your porch? Unless you have some watermelon back there or fat white chicks!
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Old 07-28-2009, 03:03 AM   #10
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They need to make a Taser machine gun.
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