04-13-2010, 07:57 PM | #1 |
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A new element added to the Periodic Table
Scientist discovered a new element that is stronger than any element on the table to day. The element is so strong that there is an outbreak of it and scientist are trying hard to figure out a way to contain this new element but no such luck yet. Speculators say that we will never be able to contain,destroy, or even use on our own. The element that I am talking about is of course............................
The only element that "CAUSED" the Big Bang is.......... Chucknorium This element is so unstable that it'll impregnate your daughters without even knowing it. |
04-13-2010, 08:11 PM | #2 |
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The only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise.
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04-13-2010, 09:33 PM | #3 |
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04-14-2010, 03:07 PM | #4 |
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