Last nights patient

tommymac · 04-17-2009, 11:58 AM

No storries of stanky cooter this time. Was having a rough night, had a few patients with social work issues and 2 lousy nurses, told one if she moved any slower moss would start growing on her. Anyway EMS brings in a guy with an elevated blood sugar level, so I figure ok this is easy check a fingerstick send some labs and thats that. Then I go on to find out this guy one lives in a homeless shelter and is a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. Fortunatley I found this out towards the end of his stay. otherwise I may have had to draw the blood myself, and prolly would have slipped and stabbed him in the ey eor something.

Tom

Ninjakel · 04-17-2009, 11:59 AM

Your patients are the dregs of society, aren't they?

tommymac · 04-17-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjakel

Your patients are the dregs of society, aren't they?

Somewhat, interesting thing was he was a regular white guy, dont see too many of those here. Theyre either russians or hasidic/orthodox jews.

Tom

Ninjakel · 04-17-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Somewhat, interesting thing was he was a regular white guy, dont see too many of those here. Theyre either russians or hasidic/orthodox jews.

Tom

Hey now, I live with a Russian.

tommymac · 04-17-2009, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninjakel

Hey now, I live with a Russian.

Is he like the seedey russians up here who all drive BMW's or range rovers but only make 10 bucks an hr working as a home health aide

Tom

Ninjakel · 04-17-2009, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

Is he like the seedey russians up here who all drive BMW's or range rovers but only make 10 bucks an hr working as a home health aide

Tom

No

He drives a Caddy

He grew up in Brooklyn though.

Rider · 04-17-2009, 12:03 PM

Thats why you need to keep those aids infected syringes around.... For people like that.

04-17-2009, 11:58 AM	#1
tommymac Moto GP Star Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 11,022	Last nights patient No storries of stanky cooter this time. Was having a rough night, had a few patients with social work issues and 2 lousy nurses, told one if she moved any slower moss would start growing on her. Anyway EMS brings in a guy with an elevated blood sugar level, so I figure ok this is easy check a fingerstick send some labs and thats that. Then I go on to find out this guy one lives in a homeless shelter and is a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE. Fortunatley I found this out towards the end of his stay. otherwise I may have had to draw the blood myself, and prolly would have slipped and stabbed him in the ey eor something. Tom

04-17-2009, 11:59 AM	#2
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	Your patients are the dregs of society, aren't they? __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

04-17-2009, 12:03 PM	#7
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	Thats why you need to keep those aids infected syringes around.... For people like that.