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Old 04-02-2009, 12:09 PM   #1
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Default An uplifting story of customer service

http://jalopnik.com/5191437/autozone...inutes-on-hold
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:13 PM   #2
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yeah I love going in there for windshield wipers and they ask if I have a 4cyl or 6cyl motor... if it's manual or auto.... if it's 4x4 or 2x4...
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Old 04-02-2009, 12:13 PM   #3
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that's awesome.
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Old 04-02-2009, 04:50 PM   #4
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The guy on the phone while he tries to be a MAN, he fails miserably!!!

He should have went down there, did the bitchin, then left and bought from a different store!! FUCKIN MORON!!
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:53 PM   #5
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Well that's one good thing about living in this area of NC which is the center of NASCAR country. (enter redneck jokes here)

AT least most of the kids that work around the auto shops here seem very helpful and fairly knowledgable. They like performance cars and bikes and that's a good thing.
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Old 04-02-2009, 05:59 PM   #6
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The guy on the phone while he tries to be a MAN, he fails miserably!!!

He should have went down there, did the bitchin, then left and bought from a different store!! FUCKIN MORON!!
Thank you, that's exactly what I was thinking...
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:10 PM   #7
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He looks at the phone....picks it up...and says, "Uhh Autzone, may I help you?"
I yell into MY phone, "IT'S ME FUCKER!!!" He jumps and hangs up.
this had me rolling
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Old 04-02-2009, 06:27 PM   #8
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I've had similar experiences at ALL auto parts places, save one old shop I used to have a regular relationship with (had an account with them). Even then, only perhaps two cats in the fucking store had a clue, and if they weren't there, I'd call back.

Getting parts is always a clusterfuck.

National parts stores typically only compound such a difficult situation.

Add a phone, and you're just askin' fer it.
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:25 PM   #9
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I've had to have Advanced price match their own website.
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Old 04-02-2009, 07:31 PM   #10
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this had me rolling
Me too. Funny. But no fucking way I woulda bought shit from them.
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