Dude, there's a car there...

Trip · 01-05-2010, 11:54 AM

So this morning I was heading into work and was pulling into the work parking lot that is on the right side of the road, so I am looking right into the parking lot for spots. I hear a "BOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!" come from the left side of the car and instantly go into the fetal position expecting the car to start rolling because it sounded like someone had t-boned me coming from the other direction, but the car doesn't move. I look to the left and see a deer staring right back at me. The stupid fucker had run straight into my car. I was traveling at 10-20mph and was in process of a turn, so I wasn't going that fast and should of been plenty of easy enough to avoid. I guess the stupid fucker was trying to charge me. It took off my mirror on the drivers side and some molding, probably some denting, but my car is a beater and had dents already in my door.

Stupid animals, makes me want to go hunting.

Cruzergirl · 01-05-2010, 11:59 AM

I'm sorry but..

Glad you and the deer are okay.

Rider · 01-05-2010, 12:00 PM

It's a very common occurrence for a deer to t-bone a car. Glad you are ok, it doesn't always turn out that way.

Avatard · 01-05-2010, 12:02 PM

Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.

fasternyou929 · 01-05-2010, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Rider

It's a very common occurrence for a deer to t-bone a car. Glad you are ok, it doesn't always turn out that way.

Yep, happened to a few people I knew, including my mom, when we lived in Michigan. Probably tried to jump over your car but got the timing all wrong

. Those things can jump like they have springs in their legs.

azoomm · 01-05-2010, 12:17 PM

You: I got hit by a deer today!
Someone else: OMG! You hit a deer? Hope you're alright!
You: No, I GOT hit by a deer today!

Glad everything's relatively alright - that's funny

LeeNetworX · 01-05-2010, 12:23 PM

marko138 · 01-05-2010, 12:38 PM

Stupid deer. I hate them.

Rider · 01-05-2010, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by marko138

Stupid deer. I hate them.

You need to hunt. They might be a nuisance but they taste good.

Avatard · 01-05-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fasternyou929

Those things can jump like they have springs in their legs.

Now if they only had depth perception...

01-05-2010, 12:02 PM	#4
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition. They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer. __________________ Insert free thought here.

01-05-2010, 12:17 PM	#6
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01-05-2010, 11:59 AM	#2
Cruzergirl Its a good day. Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Pace, FL Moto: Victory Kingpin Low Posts: 951	I'm sorry but.. Glad you and the deer are okay.

01-05-2010, 12:00 PM	#3
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	It's a very common occurrence for a deer to t-bone a car. Glad you are ok, it doesn't always turn out that way.

01-05-2010, 12:23 PM	#7
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