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Old 10-05-2008, 09:39 PM   #1
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Excellent line on King of the Hill...

Carbon Offsets are like a get out of jail free card for people concerned about the environment, but not concerned enough to actually do anything. You just pay someone to plant trees or build windmills to offset all the carbon you've dumped on the earth.
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Old 10-05-2008, 09:53 PM   #2
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Nice to see I'm not the only one bored at home post-whoring and watching TV
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:53 PM   #3
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I thought that was a good episode. family guy was WAYYYY better. JESUS CHRIST!
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:54 PM   #4
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I thought that was a good episode. family guy was WAYYYY better. JESUS CHRIST!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:55 AM   #5
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To bad its only small amount of what needs to be done.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:23 AM   #6
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I was walking around downtown Knoxville the other day and some dyke looking girl asked me to sign something saying I would "vote green". I asked "what does that mean?" and she told me that it was "like, no drilling in Alaska".

I promptly told her I don't agree. Environmental queers.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:26 AM   #7
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I was walking around downtown Knoxville the other day and some dyke looking girl asked me to sign something saying I would "vote green". I asked "what does that mean?" and she told me that it was "like, no drilling in Alaska".

I promptly told her I don't agree. Environmental queers.
Just because I am an environmentalist doesn't mean I am a pussy, mother fucker. GREEN TEAM!
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Old 10-06-2008, 10:42 AM   #8
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