Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-30-2009, 03:57 PM   #1
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default Burn in Hell, Pauldun

Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

I've had this stupid fucking song in my head all day. I tried to replace it with the "Oscar Mayer Wiener" song, the "When You Say Bud" song and "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns" by the Cramps, all to no avail.

So, by the powers vested in me by ALMIGHTY GOD, you are cordiality invited to spend eternity in hell.

Have a nice weekend. (In Hell)

Dickhead.

JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:01 PM   #2
cuttle
now available w/o fish
 
cuttle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: in a holler
Moto: DR650, Morini, 1/2 M900ie
Posts: 820
Default

maybe this helps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQgXgS5G3c
__________________
"Typo's are very importand to al written form. It gives the reader something to look for soo they aren’t distrackted by the total lack of kontend in your writing's."

- R. K. Milholland
cuttle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:02 PM   #3
BobTheBiker
too much time on my hands
 
BobTheBiker's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: the northern district of god damn
Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now.
Posts: 1,802
Default

I hate that song SO VERY MUCH. wheres nikki sixx when you need him with the guys to crank up the music and blast kickstart my heart?
BobTheBiker is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:12 PM   #4
pauldun170
Serious Business
 
pauldun170's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
Default

Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
pauldun170 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:15 PM   #5
TommyHotWheel
Imported from Detroit
 
TommyHotWheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R
Posts: 989
Default

After reading this sentence...you will have the song "The Final Countdown" by Europe playing in your head...
__________________

Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!
TommyHotWheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:18 PM   #6
pauldun170
Serious Business
 
pauldun170's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: New York
Moto: 1993 ZX-11 2008 CBR1000rr
Posts: 9,723
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by TommyHotWheel View Post
After reading this sentence...you will have the song "The Final Countdown" by Europe playing in your head...
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin....
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave View Post
feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
pauldun170 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:23 PM   #7
TommyHotWheel
Imported from Detroit
 
TommyHotWheel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R
Posts: 989
Default

"The Final Countdowwwwn!!!" Dooodooodeeedooo duhduhduhduhdoooo
__________________

Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!
TommyHotWheel is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:25 PM   #8
dReWpY
RIP REX
 
dReWpY's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Murfreesboro, TN
Moto: 2008 1125R
Posts: 7,467
Default

hit em baby one more time....
__________________

Venom R1-016 Squadron
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trip View Post
Moral of this story is everyone is fucked up no matter atheist or religious.
dReWpY is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:26 PM   #9
askmrjesus
Soul Man
 
askmrjesus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
Default

Hi, this is your captain speaking.

If you look out the left side of the aircraft, you can now see the world famous Lake of Fire, eternal home of Pauldun.

JC
__________________
The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.
askmrjesus is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-30-2009, 04:28 PM   #10
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

This should help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVt3ZYpy0hc
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:25 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.