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Old 01-03-2010, 10:30 PM   #1
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Default Stupid quotes

Post up ones you've heard, whether on TV shows, in life or whatever.

One I just heard on the Jersey Shore while flipping channels. "That's why I don't eat lobster, cause they're alive when you kill them." Did she think they'd be dead before someone killed them? Dumb bitch. That was the first, and hopefully the last, time I'd seen any part of the show.
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Old 01-03-2010, 10:33 PM   #2
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15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
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Old 01-03-2010, 10:35 PM   #3
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15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance.
biggest fucking joke I've heard in my life. they want more than my current insurance provider. by like 100%
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:06 AM   #4
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biggest fucking joke I've heard in my life. they want more than my current insurance provider. by like 100%
Yeah never called them, but that little green lizzard is kinda cute.
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Old 01-04-2010, 01:38 AM   #5
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Yeah never called them, but that little green lizzard is kinda cute.
fuck the lizard, and their FUCKING money pile with the shit music.
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Old 01-04-2010, 02:13 AM   #6
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fuck the lizard, and their FUCKING money pile with the shit music.
dont forget the cavemen

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Old 01-04-2010, 02:15 AM   #7
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For those with little or no debt but you want to keep that 800 beacon score, you'll want to keep a small balance on a couple of cards. For example get a couple of 5.9% or 6.9% fixed rate cards with high limits, charge say 60$ on each card, when the bill comes pay $50 and keep a $10 balance, next month charge $50 and pay $50 when the bill comes. The amount of interest you pay to keep a $10 balance on each card is nothing but the the benefit to your credit score in invaluable. That is, if you ever need to use it. If you never plan on using credit and you don't care about your credit score then disregard.
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Old 01-04-2010, 02:17 AM   #8
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Oh snap

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Default Geico is evil, folks

Since GEICO has come up in this thread...

1) They ask questions that have nothing to do with car insurance; your level of education, salary, etc.

2) They donate RADAR guns to cop shops. They know they'll get the money back in insurance surcharges.

3) Years back, they stuffed Joe Sugarman's mail box bigtime, when their CEO issued a memo telling their employees to write JS&A, and tell them to stop offering RADAR detectors in their catalog.

4) They cost more than anyone else.
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Since GEICO has come up in this thread...

1) They ask questions that have nothing to do with car insurance; your level of education, salary, etc.
Their reasoning is that people with less education typically earn less money. People who earn less money are more likely to file a claim because they can't afford to fix the car. People who file more claims are charged higher insurance rates.

That's their logic, but I agree with you, it shouldn't make a damn bit of difference.
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