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Old 08-26-2009, 10:07 PM   #1
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Default Please.....beat your kids.

Paddle, belt, newspaper, 2x4...doesn't matter.

Even if you don't have one...snatch one up and beat him.

They'll thank you in the long run.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:12 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:14 PM   #3
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If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.
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and have them pull their pants up!
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:20 PM   #5
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If I get arrested for beating random kids I'm blaming you. but I'll HAPPILY beat a few. I've got this sweet bamboo cane I'm ITCHIN to try out on someones ass.
Sometimes you gotta make it a hit-and-run.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:26 PM   #6
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I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:28 PM   #7
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I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.
But then they won't learn nothin!!
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:31 PM   #8
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But then they won't learn nothin!!
Yeah, but it's fun as hell.
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:41 PM   #9
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good stuff
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Old 08-26-2009, 10:51 PM   #10
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:;lol: of the stupid mofos dont learn to duck and weave-Hand them an application to MickyD's.
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