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12-16-2008, 12:56 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
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Ladies, do something nice for us when you feel intimate
When you feel close, cozy, comfortable and just in general wanting to be intimate with me, PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTY PLEASE with sugar on top, DO NOT FART.
Cuddle with me, hold my hands, kiss me, tongue my asshole, lick my balls, SOMETHING...ANYTHING but FART. That's just not nice. It's hard for me to appreciate your tenderness when I'm gasping for air and curse myself to heaven for taking you out for that fine gourmet dinner.
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12-16-2008, 12:57 PM
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Post whorette
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Florida
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did some chick actually do that????
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12-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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Here we are, sitting on the sofa, or out in the patio, feeling all nice and nifty and suddenly wafted up this stanky ass, dead rat smell and it definitely didn't come from me. 
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12-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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Ornery, scandalous & evil
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12-16-2008, 01:05 PM
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You need to date better quality women dude. wow. how low class can you get??/
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12-16-2008, 01:06 PM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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i could tell you all about dead rat smell....
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12-16-2008, 01:08 PM
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Its a good day.
Join Date: Nov 2008
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12-16-2008, 01:09 PM
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put it THIS way
Join Date: Nov 2008
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dont be bitter because you got the dutch oven!
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12-16-2008, 01:10 PM
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Post whorette
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after almost 6 years, leon still has never done that to me, and I don't blow ass in front of him either.
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12-16-2008, 01:13 PM
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put it THIS way
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