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Old 02-13-2009, 07:40 PM   #81
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"I need fifty dollars to make you holler, I get paid to do the wild thing." Tone Loc

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Old 02-13-2009, 10:08 PM   #82
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Oh shit thats great! "pickling his prick in the cunt rind of another"What the hell kinda dialogue is that? I was laughing so hard by that point i almost couldn't catch my breath...
"Whenever people talk about Deadwood they talk about the show’s dialogue, and no surprise: the baroque syntax, the casual juxtaposition of ’shocking’ profanity and a kind of Victorian eloquence, the emotional heft of even the most compact exchanges, all sum to arguably the most distinctive dialogue style in TV history, an art of speech uniquely American and weirdly untheatrical."

But we're quoting movies, not articles on Deadwood's dialogue
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:10 PM   #83
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"when the government's boot is on your neck; does it really matter if it is the left boot or the right boot?"
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Old 02-13-2009, 10:27 PM   #84
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"when the government's boot is on your neck; does it really matter if it is the left boot or the right boot?"
Best fucking quote in this whole thread... who said it?
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:11 AM   #85
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it's a spin on this quote by gary lloyd "When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence."
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:55 AM   #86
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That *is* a damn good one.
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:50 PM   #87
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Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Old 02-17-2009, 06:13 PM   #88
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:14 PM   #89
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My knee pads may be Air-Ride and chrome plated but I have standards as to who I use them on.
When are you coming to Nova Scotia to hit switches on those knee pads?

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Old 02-18-2009, 12:06 AM   #90
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Thug Kim: Konnichiwa is Japanese. It's insultin' to Koreans.
Tom Ludlow: How am I supposed to tell if you can't?
Thug Kim: Fuck's that supposed to mean, white boy?
Tom Ludlow: It means you got eyes like apostrophes, you dress white, talk black, and drive Jew. So how am I supposed to know what kind of zipperhead dog-munching dink you are if you don't?
Boss Kim: Yo. D'you know who the fuck we are?
Tom Ludlow: Yeah. You're a couple panheads buyin' a machine gun out of a trunk.

I LMAO when I heard this. I had to back it up and watch it time and time again.
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