Dealing with neighbourhood cats? - Page 9

defector · 09-21-2011, 12:01 PM

Play soccer with them one day, and boot one right between the eyes of one of the little fuckers. Bet they stop then.

Papa_Complex · 09-21-2011, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by defector

Play soccer with them one day, and boot one right between the eyes of one of the little fuckers. Bet they stop then.

I went the plausible deniability route, instead. I went out back, when they kicked the ball back there, and whipped it past one of the prime instigators. He face-planted, when he reached out to try and catch it. I would never hit a kid

Trip · 09-21-2011, 01:07 PM

I would say take their ball next time it comes on your patio, but then they would probably steal your bike.

Papa_Complex · 09-21-2011, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

I would say take their ball next time it comes on your patio, but then they would probably steal your bike.

I don't want to be *that* neighbour, no matter how bad they are.

One of them got pissed off, at his father, and flattened all four tires on his car. His father just laughed at it.

Trip · 09-21-2011, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

I don't want to be *that* neighbour, no matter how bad they are.

One of them got pissed off, at his father, and flattened all four tires on his car. His father just laughed at it.

Yeah, you usually never get anything resolved by telling on people or things like taking the ball away. That's why you need to be the fucking nuts neighbor no one wants to fuck with cause they are scared you are going to go on a shooting rampage.

Papa_Complex · 09-21-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Trip

Yeah, you usually never get anything resolved by telling on people or things like taking the ball away. That's why you need to be the fucking nuts neighbor no one wants to fuck with cause they are scared you are going to go on a shooting rampage.

I'm thinking of having an end of summer BBQ and inviting maybe a dozen motorcycle riding friends. The more Harleys, the better.

defector · 09-21-2011, 02:19 PM

You could always get a cat and train it to shit on the soccer ball.

Tmall · 09-23-2011, 02:57 PM

I've let the dogs at them a couple times now. They've had one treed that I nudged down with a broom and swatted after I called the dogs off. And they surprised another who did about 15 ninja back flips to get away and ended up between the two of them. He hid under my car. I called the dogs off and gave him the hose. That and putting down blended chili peppers where they have shit, and I haven't seen one around in 4-5 days.

The dogs wouldn't hurt them by the way. They're just chasing the running thing...

pauldun170 · 09-23-2011, 05:25 PM

Sorry if a repost but another way to deal with cats
http://gawker.com/5828374/man-has-se...-it-out-window

Tmall · 09-23-2011, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

Sorry if a repost but another way to deal with cats
http://gawker.com/5828374/man-has-se...-it-out-window

I'll definitely consider this if they come back. Thanks pauldun.

09-21-2011, 12:01 PM	#1
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	Play soccer with them one day, and boot one right between the eyes of one of the little fuckers. Bet they stop then. __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

09-21-2011, 02:19 PM	#7
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	You could always get a cat and train it to shit on the soccer ball. __________________ Reading this signature may give you special powers, including the ability to run through walls. You should try it immediately.

09-21-2011, 01:07 PM	#3
Trip Hold mah beer! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven Moto: 08 R1200GS Posts: 23,268	I would say take their ball next time it comes on your patio, but then they would probably steal your bike.

09-23-2011, 02:57 PM	#8
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	I've let the dogs at them a couple times now. They've had one treed that I nudged down with a broom and swatted after I called the dogs off. And they surprised another who did about 15 ninja back flips to get away and ended up between the two of them. He hid under my car. I called the dogs off and gave him the hose. That and putting down blended chili peppers where they have shit, and I haven't seen one around in 4-5 days. The dogs wouldn't hurt them by the way. They're just chasing the running thing...