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Old 01-15-2009, 02:43 PM   #81
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For those of you who know me well know that I believe in total respect to myself and to my partner, which is why I posted that comment. To me it was inappropriate.
It was obvious that he made a tongue-in-cheek comment. And it was pretty obvious that we had a little fun at his and your expense.

If you're going to be that thin skinned, then perhaps it's better to stay out of threads that involve the battle of the sexes and threads with sexually explicit contents.
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:05 PM   #82
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Most regular women aren't "into" giving out blowjobs. Find yourself some fancy hookers and they'll give you the best heads ever. They'd rather give you head than having to spread the vagina for you.
I've actually had a couple chicks that could suck me off completely... One was a GF in HS, the other was a girl who was a total whore...
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:25 PM   #83
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For those of you who know me well know that I believe in total respect to myself and to my partner, which is why I posted that comment. To me it was inappropriate.
Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.

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It was obvious that he made a tongue-in-cheek comment. And it was pretty obvious that we had a little fun at his and your expense.

If you're going to be that thin skinned, then perhaps it's better to stay out of threads that involve the battle of the sexes and threads with sexually explicit contents.


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The morning after our second date, a girl once told me "you can come inside me if you're willing to accept the consequences."
OSP response: "Hmm... I dunno... Tossing you down a flight of stairs in 8.5 months sounds like a lot of work."
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:33 PM   #84
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Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.
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Old 01-15-2009, 03:37 PM   #85
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The morning after our second date, a girl once told me "you can come inside me if you're willing to accept the consequences."
I would have been out the door immediately. Fuck that.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:19 PM   #86
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Add me to that list,I usually end up jerking off into their mouths... I've probably had less than a handful of nut busting blow jobs.
Hmm from you guys experiences seems to me I have a keeper (or am easily pacified?)
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:21 PM   #87
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Blah, blah, blah, show us your vagina.

Can we do that?



This whole forum needs that one!

OSP response: "Hmm... I dunno... Tossing you down a flight of stairs in 8.5 months sounds like a lot of work."
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That looks familiar...
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:33 PM   #88
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My best guess tho, maybe kinda asian!
I'll kick her for you, fnfalman. I'm closer.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:42 PM   #89
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hey, you can't fault a lady for wantin' a l'il piece of fnfalman to keep with them. he's a pretty good catch.
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Old 01-15-2009, 04:54 PM   #90
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hey, you can't fault a lady for wantin' a l'il piece of fnfalman to keep with them. he's a pretty good catch.
Yeah, like VD, once you get a piece of me, it won't go away.
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